when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing
everything always goes back to ca:tws
#im3? who the fuck cares there’s cap 2#thor the dark world? you mean captain america the winter soldier?#the amazing spiderMAN WITH THE PLAN AND THE WINTER SOLDIER#xmen days of FUTURE MOVIES WITH THE WINTER SOLDIER#the avengers age of CAP AND FALCON AND BLACK WIDOW AND THE WINTER MOTHERFUCKING SOLDIER (via)
I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Like, he declares war on Canada? Next day it turns out that Canada had secret plans to nuke Washington. he bans Doritos? Turns out theyr’e the number one cause of cancer and natural disasters. He sends his vice president to jail? Turns out the VP was a terrorist in disguise. He has 100% approval rating, most popular president ever.
I’ve decided that I want him to be played by Jeff Goldblum.
Imagine sitting beside your icon on a 14 hours plane ride
He took a drink of my lemonade and then got mad because it was sour. Took it out on me!
I asked my 6 year old sister to name the Smash Bros characters confirmed so far…